Bread is neither an appetizer nor a birthright.....

I mean really...this is not something that should have to be pointed out to

anyone....what's the big deal about bread? "You're gonna bring the bread, right? Oh, I

dont' think we need an appeitzer, the bread will be plenty"....let me interpret this for those who

have never worked in a restaurant......"We're far to cheap to pay for an appetizer....just bring

us mass quantities of the free bread." If I offered you a free appetizer in place of the

bread....you'd say "screw the bread." I bet 90 percent of the time, bread never hits your home

dinner table....Don't ya just love it when customers get indignant because you made the egregious

sin of not getting the bread......the second basket, no less, (the bread that is made from flour

sprinkled with gold dust) on the table, at or before the exact time when their greedy little

sauce-covered over-stuffed paw reached for it. It's not like we forgot to give you your dialysis

treatment!!!! How about this (for stupid statements) "We're bread eaters.." good for you, I don't

believe anyone inquired about the eating habits of your clan....."We just love the bread"....you

do realize that we have an entire menu of items that are not bread, we can help you with the big

words......I always eat too much bread,and then have a hard time finishing my

meal......moron.....looks like you've made a lifetime habit of that.... ..."What other kind of

bread have got?" OH! C"MON NOW!!!!......it's freaking bread!...you came here for a

meal....trust me...if you had no bread with your dinner tonight...you would will still be around

tomorrow to talk about it.....