When you bring the bread (here we go with this bread shit again) can you bring oil AND butter...NO....(trust me, you don't even need the bread...much less oil and butter)
We need a lot of lemons for our water......NO (I would really like to meet the person who started all this lemon in the water crap...and then I would like to shoot them in the foot, and squeeze lemon juice in the wound)
We want to split a side salad.....NO....(the whole world can tell at a glance that you are not a light eater...just cheap)
Do you do anything for birthdays....NO...(not yours, you impatient moron)
Can you tell me where the restrooms are? NO (we don't have any)
Can I have a sample of the cabernet?....NO.....(you don't know anything about wine as it is)
Can I have a fresh cup of coffee? This one is cold...NO....(it's only cold because you let it sit there for 15 minutes without even taking a sip)
I need another refill on my diet pepsi.....NO...(no one needs 4 soft drinks at one meal)
What I want isn't on the menu.......NO! (then why are you here?)
The soup choices for the evening are chicken noodle, beef barley and split pea.....Can I have tomato? NOOOO! (you sewer dwelling imbecile)
Can we order off of the children's menu?.....NO!.....(go to Burger King)
We have more people coming than we thought, can we just pull over that table?....NO!....(it is in someone else's section)
I don't have my I.D. on me...can he vouch for me?....NO!!!.....
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