Just another day.....uh-huh......

"Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Jed"..........sorry......sort of slipped into


the "Beverly Hillbillys".......but I think I just worked one of their wedding


receptions.......the best man was drinking coke.....(by the way...this reception was at


3:30 in the afternoon. On a Wednesday).....but somehow was becoming drunk. He was also


walking around with a water bottle in his back pocket. Real class. We found the bottle,


after all had left....took the cap off....yep...gin. Guess he saved a lot of money on the


cash bar.



The older men had either mullets or totally ungroomed long hair. So did the women.



The men were skinny....the women were not....the kids....well, they have no hope....



Anyone over 12 years of age was outside smoking....



They stopped me to ask where they could plug in the boom box.......



The best man is now staring lasiviously at one of the waitresses.......



Before you go and get upset (becasue I might be picking on someone) what you must remember


is this.....these are merely observations.



However, I did make a rather critical error....a woman walked up to me and asked me about


the drinks....I asked her what table she was sitting at....she pointed to the head


table....apparently she was the bride. (My bad)



After serving the entrees...we had 5 plates left....so 5 people didn't show up.



Me and my fellow servers ate the entrees. We were hungry. Hey! When in Rome......