Now, I realize this may be a little out of season, but it’s what was on my mind, so I don’t care, I just wanted to give you pointers if you’re planning on putting together a golf outing for your bar crowd.
First of all, you have to realize exactly what it is you’re doing. You’re putting on a golf outing, (pause), for a bar.
You’re going to have many types of golfers……The one’s who may or may not drink on the golf course, but they’ll certainly have a drink when they’re done…..
And then there’s then one’s who like to a couple of beers on the course, hey, why not?
We mustn’t leave out the one’s who bring a cooler along…..always hoping it will fit into the basket, but invariably have to set down by their feet…..it’s annoying…..
But there’s always the guy who’s gotta go the distance…he’s gotta show the world that he loves drinking AND golf. (He’s got to show everyone that drinking is not the only thing he does.) His cooler has a trailer hitch on it and he’s hooked it up to the back of the golf cart.
These people would never know each other if they didn’t like drinking and all happen to do it at the same place.
The bottom line is, everyone wants to play in a fun outing…..nobody wants to help you put this together, they just wanna have fun…..so that puts you in good position……you are in control, you decide all the rules, you pick the golf course, you decide the price, you get to decide what to do about food, how much the prize money is….everything you say goes, just don’t ask them to help…..you rule….take advantage of it…….oh, and you golf for free.
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