We get the point, we really do, you're very obnoxious......

Friday night a few guys came up to the bar to get a drink before they went to their table. Now, obnoxious people always prove themselves to be exactly that, but one of these guys did it in record time. He was loud, kept throwing out comments…he ordered a beer, one of those that is sometimes served with and orange slice. The other bartender poured his beer and asked him if he wanted an orange slice…in a very sarcastic tone he said, “Isn’t that the way it’s supposed to be served?” I turned my head around and said, “It’s a preference.”

He was also announcing that he used to work there, as though that would merit him special treatment. I’m really glad his time of employment was in the past.

We were relieved when they went to their table a few minutes later…however I was not lacking in sympathy for whoever their server would be.

Turns out they sat on the patio and consumed mass quantities of alcohol. The obnoxious ass was also throwing croutons at the server. Really guy, you are waaaaaaay too old to be doing things as juvenile as that.

As luck would have it, when they were done, they decided to come back into the lounge, there were six of them in all. Somehow he was feeling special enough that decided to lead his entourage through the kitchen, rather than going around the building, like all others do. The minute he came through the door, he was even louder than before. It’s really not imperative that everyone know where you are. He was so loud and foul mouthed, that people in the dining room could hear him. Time to cut him off.

I was not the closer that night and had just clocked out. I went in the back to get the manager, and told him he needs to keep an eye on this guy. He came in the lounge, as well as one of the male servers, who’s a pretty big guy. One of the customers, who’s also a good friend of ours was on his way out, but upon seeing this ass talking to the singer, and getting dangerously close to her, decided to stay. I decided to sit down at an empty table and watch the show.

There was no need for the ass to loudly sing along, he’s already proved to the world that he’s one of the most obnoxious people we’ve ever encountered. Next he resorted back to his middle school behavior and started jostling his friends and shoving them around. I must admit, I did smile when his glasses got knocked to the floor and the lens popped out.

THEN…one of the couples who were with him, were standing at the end of the bar, and starting fondling each other. REALLY!?!?!?

These people should not be allowed out in public. We know you’re all obnoxious idiots, and no one came out to see you keep proving this over and over again. And, if you’ve worked here, then you know that you CANNOT take your beer out the door with you…so why did you try?

I know that if the King of Obnoxiousville ever reads this, he is so clueless that he will never in a million years realize that he is the one I am talking about. His parents would’ve been really good candidates for mandatory sterilization.