Stupid things.....

Gee, there are SO many stupid things to talk about, but I’ll narrow it down to just a couple……

Let’s start by using “That guy,” from a couple of blogs ago, as an example. It’s really stupid to sit at a bar and be a two-fisted drinker. No one needs to be quaffing down mass quantities of alcohol in a short period of time. The drunk driving laws are far too stringent for anyone to down a beer, and what amounts to a “triple,” in about 15 minutes. Legally, you’re gonna be way over the limit. So why take the chance? The answer is: Because you’re stupid. And don’t even try to tell me, “It’s okay, I can handle it.” I don’t
care what you think about your drinking prowess….what are you 21 years old? Trying to prove you can out drink everyone? Grow up! If you wanna get that hammered, go buy a bottle and drink at home, and stay off the roads! No one is impressed, or cares about how much alcohol you think you can consume. Maybe you should go find a frat house that will let you join in their drinking contests, and when you pass out, they’ll just leave you on the floor.

Another stupid thing (at least in my book, anyways) lighting alcohol on fire. What’s the point? That you know how to play with fire? We all do. Since lighting alcohol on fire, actually burns the alcohol out of the drink, again, what’s the point? Oh, I hear a meek little voice in the background, “It’s to crystallize the sugar on the rim.” Screw that! Have you ever tried cleaning the glass afterwards? It’s a pain in the butt! Not to mention the disastrous things that could occur when alcohol, idiots and fire are combined.

I came to the conclusion that this was stupid a couple of decades ago, when someone sitting in a booth decided it would be cool to light their shot. They almost caught the lampshade, (that was hanging over the booth and made of cloth,) on fire. Okay, we need to avoid these situations.

For a short time, there was even a trend that one needed to drink the shot while it was still on fire. Now that’s the absolute epitome of stupid! For those that tried and burnt themselves…..well…. Think about it, you got what you deserved…and probably shouldn’t be allowed to carry matches. Idiots.