Every now and then, a server gets a table that we refer to “high maintenance.” these are usually the people who fail to realize that they are not the only one’s in the restaurant. The fact that all the other tables are filled with customers who, like them, are there to eat, is somehow totally lost on them. We’re talking major tunnel vision here. Just to make your night even more challenging…they usually travel in packs, like hungry wolves.
These high maintenance morons usually make themselves known before you have even finished taking the drink order…. .they show no qualms about interrupting each other, or speaking out of turn…..as you are trying to get a drink order….. Hey!, I’m gonna need more water…..bring me a plate of lemons…..when are we gonna get some bread….what’s the soup today…..as you are being bombarded with questions and demands……you are all the way up to person number 2, on the drink orders…..and that person is absolutely not paying any attention to you…. And you just know, that you are going to have to go through this shit with every course you serve.
…I need more salad dressing…so you get more dressing...I can’t eat this salad, it has bacon on it, (which is clearly stated in the menu AND you told them it has bacon)…so you get another salad minus bacon….I’ve decided to have a salad after all…(freaking idiot, you couldn‘t have told me while I was just here)…..I don’t like this salad I want a soup instead…..it gets to the pint where more trips have been made to this table, than all the rest combined, and we haven’t even gotten to the entrees yet.
Just the thought of this table makes me weary…..it would be too tiring to go into all the demands that come when the entrees arrive….all one at a time…..sometimes the same person making demand after demand, each time you return to the table. Really? I know for a fact that each and every one of you had been eating your entire life…and you can’t remember that you want extra sauce and more parmesan, at the same time?
Oh, and a thumbs up to whoever raised these manner lacking imbeciles. Nice job, you seem to have totally overlooked teaching them that the word “please”, which should be included in everyone’s vocabulary. I shudder to think what a meal at your home would be like.
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