Wednesday, April 28, 2010

People I work with.....stupid songs

We're all in this dinner rush together..... If we don't keep ourselves going...no one is

going to do it for us. So as you're rushing around taking the dinner orders of those who like to

re-write the menu, and taking care of the needs (oh, the many needs) of the one's at your next

table over.....who think they are the only one's in the restaurant (somehow the noise of a full

restaurant is lost on them...I'm sure many things are lost on them) and above all the noise, you

clearly (painfully) hear the chef yelling for a runner!!!!! and then manager is telling you to

refill drinks, (you were already aware they needed refilling) and were in fact on your way to do

that along with gather bread for the pigs at table 52 and also two salads for table 42....oh

that's right I also need to get extra salad dressing for table 62....so altogether I need....two

pepsis, a diet pepsi with lime, which makes for an extra stop at the bar, for the damn lime....a

water pitcher....(take a quick look around...where the hell's the water pitcher....) bread for

four at 52...better bring 2 dipping oils...they're pigs......a house salad (no cucumbers) and a

caesar for 42......get the extra dressing for 62.....okay, they have everything else they need

for right now.....okay....62 is good....52 is dripping oil off o their chins...they're

good......42..still on salads....Oh shit!I gotta ring their order in.....okay, that's taken care

of...oh shit! I forgot about 41! Whew....still drinking coffee....all cashed out....go to the

kitchen to get something to drink.....as soon as you swing that door open- break out in a

motivational song....."IIiiiiiiii..wanna rock and roll...all niiiiiight...and party ev  e  ry

day!!!!!!!!!!boomboomboomboomboomboom....IIIiiiii...wanna...rock and roll.....(gotta love KISS

for this song!)


Anna joins in!!!! (Anna is this hyper-feisty petite 40 year old Italian woman who should not be

allowed to drink caffeine, oh relax..she's reading this right now) Okay one more time!!!!!!!!

IIIiiiiii...wanna rock and roll...all niiiiiiiigttttt........

You have not seen the true meaning of this song until you've seen me and Anna (both, definitely

over the average age of a server) rock this one out in the kitchen. Uh-huh. oh, it's okay, you

can lol....it's all the show was meant for. It's also a good tension relieving exercise.

Okay...back out on the floor now....

2 comments:

  1. Just for the record, I am not a special needs guest. The most I ever do is ask to have one item left out. I could never do your job, somebody would get smacked. daily. I mean it. I have zero patience for people who think they are that important.

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  2. hahaha Youre so right. Anna doest need any more coffee!! LOL

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