Tuesday doldrums.....Scary makeup among other things...




It's Tuesday....hit or miss on the busy thing....so to entertain ourselves...let's make some customer observations! We will consider this a public service announcement. (Hey! anything to help out a custo....guest.) if you (the customer) have had multiple face lifts, and your mouth is stretched so tight you can barely chew....in fact it looks so tight that if you inadvertantly bite down too hard, you're gonna shoot out an eyeball...maybe sunglasses would be a good fashion accessory for you. In the very least it would keep small children from pointing at the anomaly at table 42. Of course at some point in time, in the duration of your visit....every server will have walked by to check this out. (Mary...don't be going all righteous on us, we saw you walk by and sneak a peek, too) -OR- and again , I stress, this is just an observation....if you think you can still wear the same mass quantities of makeup at 63, that you wore at 23, you thought wrong...and what is it with the pencil thin eyebrows???? What's that? Who am I to comment on someone's makeup? Good question, I'm glad you asked....let me just go over a rule of thumb to keep in mind when appying mass quantities of makeup....if you are in a dimly lit restaurant, the server approaches the table, and upon seeing you full face gasps and takes a step backwards......it may be just a touch overdone. If you're wondering about my makeup.....let me just share this with you......I dont' give a shit...I'm not out on a date.....I'm working.

If it wasn't so slow tonight, I would never go off on these tangents.....(okay, yes I would)