NO, it's not okay......

To the family who had dinner in the lounge last week, and upon finishing decided to move up to the bar to finish their drinks….no, it’s not okay to plop your 8 and 10 year old daughters down on a bar stool. I don’t care how cute you think it is to see your kids bellied up to the bar…..it’s against the law…..and I overheard you saying this to each other…but you did it anyways….not to mention the fact that there are a limited number of seats, and you’re inhibiting my ability to earn a living by taking up two of them for your kids….actually I won’t make any money at all since you brought your drinks with you, and don’t plan on purchasing anymore. You are not the exception to the rule, keep your kids away from the bar.

To the couple who wanted to purchase tickets for the Dinner Show, but refused to pay for them, or leave a credit card number to hold their tickets…..”Oh, we know the owner”….(pretty much everyone in here knows the owner)…..doesn’t cut it…..so when you arrive for the Dinner Show, if you even remember to, don’t be surprised if you find it’s sold out and you don’t have a seat….they are reserved for those who paid up front or left a credit card number to hold the seats….you are not the exception to the rule.

If you have a banquet scheduled for 1:00 p.m. and you show up at 11:30 a.m…..it’s not okay. Allow me to explain something….we arrive an hour and a half before the scheduled banquet time to set everything up…..there are no little elves running around in the middle of the night setting up the tables to your specifications….…..nor are they in the kitchen preparing food “just in case” you arrive way too early…..(nor is it okay to arrive an hour and a half late) there are a number of reasons why we ask you to select a time (many of which seem to be lost on you) and again, you are not the exception to the rule.