When I first started to work a at restaurant, where I was the oldest server, (by far) I realized you gotta be on your game. Sooner or later one of the young ones is gonna mess with you. So, you bide your time, wait for the opening, and then zap them with a comment that will forever shut them up.
After being there for a couple of weeks, Adam walked up to me one day and asked, “So how’s your whoring business going?” Wasn’t expecting that……so I told him it was fine, steady, helps to pay the bills.
A couple of weeks later, he asked if I had picked up any new clients…I told him, yes, I had gotten a few new ones….mostly through word of mouth.
Then he asked me if business was slowing down due to the cold weather, and don’t we freeze out there…..
I told him business was as good as ever, and no, we don’t get cold, we wear special coats, they’re really warm, yet still good for flashing.
Now Adam thinks he has the upper hand, “thinks” being the operative word here…
A couple more weeks pass, he asks me once again how my whoring business is going, so I tell him, “Business is really booming! I got a new corner….seems the old broad who used to work that corner retired, and gave it to me. …said she was your mother.”
Never got another stupid whoring comment. Lol.
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